12 janeiro, 2008

E, agora, quem é que encerra a ASAE?

A mesma ASAE que esta semana impediu uma mercearia de Faro de comemorar o seu centenário de portas abertas (porque, horror dos horrores, não dispunha de um tecto falso e os móveis não estavam pintados na cor original), tem os extintores nas suas instalações fora do prazo há mais de cinco meses. Ainda segundo o Expresso, a ASAE pediu colaboração aos serviços secretos e forças especiais da polícia norte-americana para formar os seus agentes. Há muito que os portugueses desconfiavam, mas até agora tinha sempre faltado a coragem para atacar de frente um dos principais flagelos do país: o financiamento das redes terroristas internacionais pelos donos dos cafés, mercearias e restaurantes nacionais. Quem sabe, com a intrépida ajuda da ASAE, ainda acabam em Guantanamo.

14 comments:

Aninhas disse...

Desde que foi anunciado que iria ser dada licença a mais um canal em sinal aberto,o Expresso e a Sic lançaram-se numa campanha que me leva a duvidar destas noticias.Veremos se se confirmam ou não

Ricardo disse...

Só com muita boa vontade alguém com discernimento chamaria mercearia àquele antro... Não li a notícia em questão, mas garanto-lhe que não é um bom exemplo de "má" ASAE.

Pedro Sales disse...

Ricardo,

Não conheço o estabelecimento em causa, mas as razões invocadas para pôr em causa as "condições de higiene" da mercearia são, no mínimo, rídiculas. Tecto falso? Cor dos móveis?

Á de Moura Pina disse...

Tecto falso? Cor dos móveis?
Eu não conheço a casa, mas apesar de tudo desconfio.
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faciiiistas disse...

Fasciiiiiiistas! Tão feliz que eu fui nessa mercearia, um verdadeiro momumento nacional, tão típico, meu deus. É isso e a ginginhha do rosssio... ai, aii, fasciiiiiistas!

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